A Jelly Bean...THAT POOPS!

Maelle is the most beautiful, amazing, sweet, little darling in the world! Yes, this is her mother speaking, and I may be biased, but I still think that she is. It is so funny how Matt and I think that everything she does is fantastic. From burping to yawning to pooping...and let me tell you, she does it all VERY WELL!!

For example, Maelle burps like a man. It is awesome. She is such a sweet little thing, but she would compete with the best beer drinking guy when it comes to belching. She gets all drowsy after she finishes feeding, with a glazed over look (We call it being Milk Drunk--see pic below), gets really still, and then **BURP**...so great. :)

She also loves to poop. She grunts, turns red, and really enjoys herself. Today, she managed to poop all over me, up her back, and on her blanket. A nice mustardy substance. It is amazing what kind of panic that can insight. It is quite hilarious.

Poor dear, hates having her diaper changed as it is, add a full strip tease while trying to avoid getting poop everywhere--you have one unhappy little girl. Her daddy and I are getting pretty good at dealing, but there is something about an explosive poop that unsettles and flusters even the most seasoned veteran.

What can I say? I have one amazing little Jelly Bean